To take open book, open notes exams...and still fail.
 

The world does not revolve around us...we choose the coordinate system.
 

Because this kind of pressure changes coal into diamonds.
 

Pre-med was too easy.
 

The only major where taking an exam drunk does not adversely affect your grade.
 

You consider getting more than 3 to 6 hours of sleep an inefficient use of time.
 

We specialize in experimentation.
 

I thought fugacity was an Irish liquor...and I still do.
 

We found that the best catalyst for packed-beds is ethanol.
 

Because Hell was full.