10: Those marks left on your face after wearing goggles for four hours are so becoming.

9: Always wanted to design my own still.

8: I wanted to learn how to use one letter to mean ten things.

7: Didn't have a social life anyway.

6: Wanted to be able to read food labels.

5: Philosophically speaking, "I design reactors, therefore I am."

4: The Perry's Handbook makes a great doorstop.

3: Someone has to save the world.

2: Fluidized bed......sounded kinky.

1: I wanted to take a class involving heat, pumping and head.